you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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