It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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