so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
