i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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