Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Randomize
