he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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