Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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