Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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