This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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