i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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