Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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