oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I love having hate sex.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
