she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
