If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
