did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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