Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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