omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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