I need help removing her.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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