I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Green mimosas i think yes
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i think my cat just said my name.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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