I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Everyone says I win the strip club
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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