I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
my poor anus
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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