Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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