Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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