So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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