ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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