She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's no shave November. This is our time.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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