If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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