That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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