she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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