hell yes lets make some ravioli
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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