I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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