I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
the raccoons are back...
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