yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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