The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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