Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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