Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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