The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
40s are totally the cure
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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