Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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