yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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