Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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