i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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