I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
How many fucks given?
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