I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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