No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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