hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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