; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
