her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
