Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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