i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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