So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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