C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
